[19:19] misscleo3861: ...you were just gonna sell me up river? [19:19] ANameForSam: well the thinking was thus: doug's driving the other car, so alicia will be in there, i'm not riding with iman, jessica will want to be with iman, and adam will want to be with jessica [19:20] ANameForSam: and, more importantly: jenny, karl, and i love country music [19:20] ANameForSam: don't you trey? [19:20] ANameForSam: DON'T YOU? [19:20] misscleo3861: *sobs quietly* [19:20] ANameForSam: exactly [19:20] ANameForSam: thus was the thought process
I don't think I had 10th grade history with anyone who reads this, so no one here will really understand my long-standing obsession with this particular ad campaign. But really, sometimes things just need to speak for themselves:
tillwetoreintwo: who would you want to be? tillwetoreintwo: i think i'd be claudia tillwetoreintwo: if i got to pick misscleo3861: i would be mary ann misscleo3861: because she was smaht misscleo3861: i would be stacy if it weren't for the diabetes tillwetoreintwo: mary ann is a waterworks fountain misscleo3861: well claudia has hideous fashion sense. misscleo3861: *burn* tillwetoreintwo: but she's an ARTIST tillwetoreintwo: and she always has secret stashes misscleo3861: “Today, for instance, I’m wearing purple pants that stop just below my knees and are held up with suspenders, white tights with clocks on them, a purple-plaid shirt with a matching hat, my high-top sneakers, and lobster earrings. Clothes like these are my trademark.” tillwetoreintwo: of junk food tillwetoreintwo: haha misscleo3861: is she trying to KILL STACY with her stashes of junk food? tillwetoreintwo: think of allll the candy! tillwetoreintwo: and you'll never gain a pound! misscleo3861: claudia is also the dumpy asian one. i guess you just love filling that role. tillwetoreintwo: hahahah tillwetoreintwo: you bitch tillwetoreintwo: you HAD to go there tillwetoreintwo: she's not dumpy. misscleo3861: amy. tillwetoreintwo: she's lithe-challenged misscleo3861: she's Dumpy McDumpstra, the Mayoress of Dumpland tillwetoreintwo: hahahah tillwetoreintwo: you suck tillwetoreintwo: crybaby ann misscleo3861: she is not a crybaby! tillwetoreintwo: did logan dump you again? misscleo3861: SHUT UP tillwetoreintwo: actually maybe i would rather be stacy tillwetoreintwo: i forgot about c's clothes tillwetoreintwo: diabetes is worth being hot
misscleo3861: you really hate that movie, don't you? alifebeforedoubt: it's not even that alifebeforedoubt: it just shouldn't exist alifebeforedoubt: that's all alifebeforedoubt: i don't hate babies who get SIDS alifebeforedoubt: for example misscleo3861: they just shouldn't exist? alifebeforedoubt: right misscleo3861: oh. alifebeforedoubt: although in an entirely different way
I'm at work right now and someone down the hall is trying - and failing - at playing the title song from "Phantom of the Opera" AND I AM GOING OUT OF MY MIND STOP PLAYING PHANTOM. STOP IT. STOP. IT. STOP. IT. NOW.
--ETA that now whoever it is is now playing that "Speed of Sound" song by Coldplay. They seem to be doing a better job of it than Phantom, though.
*Soundtrack of My Life Stolen from blueeyebeauty If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button NO CHEATING ( Validate me! )
Today, I learned how to translate things from and into the International Phonetic Alphabet. Because I should be doing homework, I've translated a brief verse from the Stephen Sondheim song, "Ah, But Underneath"!
ʃi sIts æt ðə rIts wIð hr splits ʌf mʌms ænd starts tu paIn for ə staIn wIð hr vIlIdʒ tʃums bʌt wIð hr ʒlIts In hr mIts daʊn In fItsrɔys bar ʃi ðinks ʌv ðə rIts, o Its so skItzo
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