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Thursday, January 31st, 2008

(3 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Subject:30 Helens agree
Time:8:35 am.
Love hurts.



He'll break your heart, honey!

Friday, November 9th, 2007

(7 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Subject:Bitch crazy.
Time:8:15 am.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

(1 welcome overstayed | Explode international!)

Time:8:18 am.
Can you say RERELEASING THE MY SO-CALLED LIFE DVD WITH MORE EXTRAS AND CHEAPER??



Because I can!

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

(5 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Time:7:26 pm.
[19:19] misscleo3861: ...you were just gonna sell me up river?
[19:19] ANameForSam: well the thinking was thus: doug's driving the other car, so alicia will be in there, i'm not riding with iman, jessica will want to be with iman, and adam will want to be with jessica
[19:20] ANameForSam: and, more importantly: jenny, karl, and i love country music
[19:20] ANameForSam: don't you trey?
[19:20] ANameForSam: DON'T YOU?
[19:20] misscleo3861: *sobs quietly*
[19:20] ANameForSam: exactly
[19:20] ANameForSam: thus was the thought process

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

(2 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Time:6:38 pm.

Diva.

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

(Explode international!)

Time:7:01 pm.
I'm at work right now, and this is what's going on directly to the left of the desk:



A close up of the sign?



It's like fucking E.T. over here.  A-COUGH COUGH COUGH.

(7 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Time:9:11 am.
I don't think I had 10th grade history with anyone who reads this, so no one here will really understand my long-standing obsession with this particular ad campaign. But really, sometimes things just need to speak for themselves:



Bam.

Are there more? There are more.Collapse )

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

(8 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Subject:You're damn right it is.
Time:3:37 pm.
tillwetoreintwo: who would you want to be?
tillwetoreintwo: i think i'd be claudia
tillwetoreintwo: if i got to pick
misscleo3861: i would be mary ann
misscleo3861: because she was smaht
misscleo3861: i would be stacy if it weren't for the diabetes
tillwetoreintwo: mary ann is a waterworks fountain
misscleo3861: well claudia has hideous fashion sense.
misscleo3861: *burn*
tillwetoreintwo: but she's an ARTIST
tillwetoreintwo: and she always has secret stashes
misscleo3861: “Today, for instance, I’m wearing purple pants that stop just below my knees and are held up with suspenders, white tights with clocks on them, a purple-plaid shirt with a matching hat, my high-top sneakers, and lobster earrings. Clothes like these are my trademark.”
tillwetoreintwo: of junk food
tillwetoreintwo: haha
misscleo3861: is she trying to KILL STACY with her stashes of junk food?
tillwetoreintwo: think of allll the candy!
tillwetoreintwo: and you'll never gain a pound!
misscleo3861: claudia is also the dumpy asian one. i guess you just love filling that role.
tillwetoreintwo: hahahah
tillwetoreintwo: you bitch
tillwetoreintwo: you HAD to go there
tillwetoreintwo: she's not dumpy.
misscleo3861: amy.
tillwetoreintwo: she's lithe-challenged
misscleo3861: she's Dumpy McDumpstra, the Mayoress of Dumpland
tillwetoreintwo: hahahah
tillwetoreintwo: you suck
tillwetoreintwo: crybaby ann
misscleo3861: she is not a crybaby!
tillwetoreintwo: did logan dump you again?
misscleo3861: SHUT UP
tillwetoreintwo: actually maybe i would rather be stacy
tillwetoreintwo: i forgot about c's clothes
tillwetoreintwo: diabetes is worth being hot

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

(1 welcome overstayed | Explode international!)

Subject:Is the water warm enough? Yes, Lisa.
Time:7:56 am.


Hell yeeeeeeees!

Also, it looks like His Almighty Purpleness will be in London right before I'll be there.  Scrawny bastard.  THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU.

Friday, May 11th, 2007

(Explode international!)

Time:8:10 am.
I'm at work right now, and someone just walked by the desk saying the following:

"And then she said she was a vegetarian. I said 'What?' If she's a vegetarian, I'm white!"

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

(2 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Subject:He's talking about Forrest Gump.
Time:1:59 pm.
misscleo3861: you really hate that movie, don't you?
alifebeforedoubt: it's not even that
alifebeforedoubt: it just shouldn't exist
alifebeforedoubt: that's all
alifebeforedoubt: i don't hate babies who get SIDS
alifebeforedoubt: for example
misscleo3861: they just shouldn't exist?
alifebeforedoubt: right
misscleo3861: oh.
alifebeforedoubt: although in an entirely different way

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

(1 welcome overstayed | Explode international!)

Time:1:58 pm.
I...I completely forgot that this song existed. Maybe no one else will get as big a nostalgia trip off of this as I am right now, but holy hell:


Sunday, March 11th, 2007

(4 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Time:9:15 pm.
I'm at work right now and someone down the hall is trying - and failing - at playing the title song from "Phantom of the Opera" AND I AM GOING OUT OF MY MIND STOP PLAYING PHANTOM. STOP IT. STOP. IT. STOP. IT. NOW.

--ETA that now whoever it is is now playing that "Speed of Sound" song by Coldplay. They seem to be doing a better job of it than Phantom, though.

Monday, March 5th, 2007

(6 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Subject:Procrasto Nation
Time:6:15 pm.
Mood:?.
*Soundtrack of My Life
Stolen from blueeyebeauty
If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
NO CHEATING
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Thursday, March 1st, 2007

(1 welcome overstayed | Explode international!)

Time:9:43 pm.
alifebeforedoubt: should i be a celebrity?
alifebeforedoubt: i'm not sure

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

(6 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Subject:Y'all.
Time:3:57 pm.

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

(8 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Time:6:19 pm.
I have a paper to write, but I'd rather be reading "The Princess Diaries."  Too bad I left it at home.

Wait, NO!  I JUST FOUND THE FIRST ONE!  RIGHT HERE!  HAHAHAYES

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

(11 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Subject:ahem.
Time:11:28 am.
OHHHHHH IM A GREAT BIG BITCH IM A REAL BIG BITCH I LOVE TO BITCH AND BITCH AND BITCH CUZ IM A BITCH OH YES IM  A BITCH OH YES

IM

A


BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

Monday, February 5th, 2007

(2 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Time:10:57 pm.
Joss Whedon's not doing Wonder Woman anymore.

Damn!  Damn!  Damn!

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

(4 welcomes overstayed | Explode international!)

Time:2:49 pm.
Today, I learned how to translate things from and into the International Phonetic Alphabet. Because I should be doing homework, I've translated a brief verse from the Stephen Sondheim song, "Ah, But Underneath"!

ʃi sIts æt ðə rIts wIð hr splits ʌf mʌms
ænd starts tu paIn for ə staIn wIð hr vIlIdʒ tʃums
bʌt wIð hr ʒlIts In hr mIts daʊn In fItsrɔys bar
ʃi ðinks ʌv ðə rIts, o
Its so
skItzo

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